![]() ![]() I'm so flattered to have been chosen as an example. Update: It’s now Thursday morning, and there are a further half-dozen poems on this theme in the comment thread. O heed a widow’s prayer your sleeve I clutch! There’s thirty millions that I cannot touch ![]() ![]() And as far as I know, nothing else pretending to be poetry has ever been rejected by .Īddendum: In the comment thread, far better poets than I have been getting into the act: James D. I can forward to you all necessary details. Will be well compensate for assisting me secure this money fastīefore it is located by the Nigerian Government Agents.Ĭontact me immediately with my E-mail address so that The men are monitored by the security Agents. ![]() Immediately, my daughter will proceed to meet with youīecause she is the only one that has free movement, I want you to receive this moneyĪnd pay into your account for the family safety. It was deposited in, an under cover security firm outside Nigeria,īut a neighboring country. Late husband in our family safe at Kano State of Nigeria. To remove the sum of Thirty million US DollarsĬash through covert means. To save the family from total bankruptcy I have managed Our buildings at Abuja Federal capital territory was seizedĪt the same time auctioned our remaining properties. The government has frozen all our family accounts, all My son is presently detained in prison custody. My son Mohammed is undergoing trial in Oputa Panel LagosĪnd Abuja, this Panel was set up by the present civilian regime. I am presently in distress and under house arrest while Late General Sani Abacha the late Nigerian military Head of State. I was the former first lady Federal Republic of Nigeria, married to I salute you in the name of the most high God. Here’s a slightly reconstructed version of my entry: How did I do it? It was easy, once I hit upon the right approach. In their many attempts, they’ve come up with some truly remarkable entries-“My Cat Has Fleas,” “Walking with the Man,” “Dawn of a New Eve,” “Flubblebop,” “Yew Gotta Larf,” etc.-but as far as I know, they’ve never received the rejection they covet. I can’t believe I keep forgetting to mention this, but some months ago I actually managed to come up with a poem so bad that the International Library of Poetry, to which I submitted it, neither declared it to be a semifinalist in one of their contests, nor offered to publish it in one of their pricey yet unreadable anthologies.Īccomplishing this feat has been the aim of the people who maintain the Wocky Jivvy website. ![]()
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